Saturday, July 26, 2008

Cleaver Snakes (From the Book - "The Jumping Snakes of Bosina")

The old man, as he was called, Mr. Goose, being his proper name, had noticed the snakes had a higher quality of skills during the last twelve months, prior to his end date for his quest to be completed; skills in escape procedures, and although you are aware of all this I shall entertain you with one example, story or call it a sketch, one indeed, and one most flustering for him during that last trying year, so you good reader will be aware of the situation at hand, the problem he was facing, for this of course is but one example, and there are 365-days to a year, and the old man faced many similar to this one, the closer he got to the completion of his final fifth year, the day of-what he called, the snake eater called, his day of triumph, conquest, or perhaps wrecking.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Seven Poskoks and the Old Man (from the Book "The of the Jumping Snakes of Bosina")

The wild man, Mr. Goose, was an undomesticated kind of, someone, quick as a rabbit, and deadlier than a rattlesnake, and quiet as a dove; and I know you folks reading this, are somewhat aware of this, but I felt it needed repeating for this sketch where the old man, sees his seven prey, for as swift and keen as he be, he was no a magical worker, he had to work hard at what he did, and what you are reading is what he did, and therefore we must give him some credit, if not recognition for his efforts, I mean, he is, or was not the most likable someone, anyone had ever met. Hmph," he grunted looking at seven snakes, poskoks, -- in the thick of the woods, "I'll eat you all, eat you like an axe grinder, like a feed chopper, if I can get to you"! He murmured.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Preparing For the Driving Test

The driving test is an important one as it determines your capability to hit the road. While the government would like to give you your licenses they can only do so if you prove to be a competent driver. This is why the driving test both the written exam and the actual test are designed to be challenging. This really pays off in the long run as it reduces accidents on the road. Even though the driving test is challenging, if you are prepared and know how to handle yourself and the car, there is really little chance of failing. Every area has different standards and requirements for getting your driver license. Generally, a learner's permit will only require a computerised knowledge test and the completion of a set amount of driving hours as set by the local regulatory agency. Afterwards, the new driver will have to wait up to one year and the complete an on road driving test to qualify for the full driver's license.